Saturday, October 10, 2009

Nobel "Please!" prize.

Look people, If anyone out there actually believes that Captain O deserved to win the peace price, Sadly they are certifiably insane.

The last time I checked, you don't win prizes for thoughts. I was always under the impression that you win them for accomplishments. Now being that Captain O has accomplished absolutely nothing, I would have no choice but to come to the conclusion that he did not deserve it.

Now, Putting that small fact aside, The "Nobel Peace Prize" is a load of stinking crap anyway. Jimmy Carter won it with the whole "peace in the middle east" garbage.
how's that working out for everybody over there? Yasser Arafat won it as well! What peace did that maniac bring about?

I shouldn't even be writing about this crap because it means absolutely nothing.
The idea of "Change" and "peace" wins you an award and $1.4 million? I have ideas all the time! where is mine??

A panel of folks that hate America awarded a man that hates America a peace prize!
for a thought, an idea, a slogan. Then the leader of Team S.T.U.P.I.D. says he doesn't deserve it but accepts it anyway.

Well, if folks can now win awards for attempting things, or thinking about ideas, I have one.

I would like and Olympic gold medal please. That's right. A gold medal. For all the thought I have put in over the years of attempting to try and win one in swimming.
I really like water, And I can totally see myself in it. Rubber cap, goggles, speedo!
Yes, I demand one! My argument is very strong I believe. If Obama can get a prize for thinking about something, so should I. Listen, I know I never entered the games, But had every intention of doing so! What? I didn't accomplish my goal you say? But I really wanted to! I did! as I sat on my couch I really thought long and hard about joining and winning that medal. so, I want it, and I want it now!

What a joke.

I will leave on two questions.

Where is my medal? Because I'm waiting over here.

And,

Has the world lost their collective minds along with the %52 of Americans who voted for this fraud?

1 comment:

  1. "I really like water, And I can totally see myself in it. Rubber cap, goggles, speedo!"
    HILARIOUS!!! Thanks for the laugh.

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