First round knockout!

Copenhagen, Denmark.
We all know by the devastating news of how Obama, Michelle and Oprah could not secure the 2016 Olympics in Chicago, knocked out in the first round with 18 votes. And yes, the left is already pointing the finger at Republicans and Conservatives.
It is our fault Captain O fell short.

Never mind the usual drone-like, Obviously not from the heart, Senseless dreck that both Barack and Michelle were projectile vomiting at the IOC. About "I", "we", "me", "My daughters" and all the other drivel that these two call great speeches. That didn't have anything to do with coming up short.

How about maybe, Just maybe the IOC could care less about a man who for the last 8 months has done nothing but bash his own country and throw its people under the bus!
Personally, I couldn't care less. The only thing I care about is the things he put off to do this unimportant crap. Like spend more than 25 minutes speaking to General Stanley McChrystal about his assessment of the afghan war and how he needs more troops or the war will be lost!

But lets not get lost in silly finger pointing and Olympic losses. Lets focus for a second on some real news. There is some of that today ya know.

Unemployment my friends has hit %9.8! But the media is all over Obamas not so important failure. 263,000 jobs lost in September. The highest unemployment rate since 1983. And payrolls have dropped for 21 consecutive months!
The super duper stimulus at work my friends. No worries though. According to the Co-Captain of Team S.T.U.P.I.D. Joe Biden said today "It could've been much worse had we not passed the economic recovery act." To me this is equivalent to someone losing both legs, both arms, and going blind and then telling them hey, you could've been dead!
I mean, this guy truly is an a-hole.

The stimulus is not working folks. Its not supposed to work. And even if for some strange reason Obama actually started liking America, Only %6 of the ripulus offus has been spent! and that hasn't done a damn thing.

But again, No worries, Captain O and the rest of Team S.T.U.P.I.D. will be right back at it trying to get "health care revoke" passed immediately.